Huthian Postcards Bookended By Time

Geof Huth has been a most prolific postcard sender to me over the years, and I like to think I’ve returned the favor. He asserted once that I send him a card every four days or so, but I don’t believe it has been quite that often, though there have been occasions when I send him a card each day from some trip or other. That’s something that usually lasts only a week or less.

I got a card from Geof yesterday. For the moment, it is the newest in a very long line.

Nice. Made from found cardboard, hand drawn, imparting some information, and most likely unique in the history of humanity. Some of his cards have much more elaborate drawings, which he calls glyphs — if I remember right — though I’ve never asked for a precise definition of the term, and probably don’t need to. Some things exist beyond the boundaries of precision, and are no worse for it.

One of these days, maybe, I will post a collection of Huthian postcard glyphs, since they are quite remarkable graphic expressions. I’ve posted cards sporting a few over the years, including a particularly colorful, messy, exact, crayoned, inked & impressed one with a collection of letters and letter-like entities, but I don’t have the energy for kind of project right now. Sorting postcards is it.

During my postcard sorting, I came across what may be the first card he ever sent me. Geof’s father was in the Foreign Service, so he (Geof) would spend time in far-off locations during our college years, at least during the summers, and this came to me from Switzerland during the fantastic plastic summer of ’82.

I checked, pulling at the edge of one of the stickers, and after more than 40 years it would still be possible to remove them and stick them on something else. An example of Swiss adhesive prowess, I suppose. But I have no intention of doing so.

It’s possible I received something from him earlier, but I’m not sure how likely. I wouldn’t have known him well enough, or at all, the previous summer, since we probably met at some point that year (ca. 1981, let’s say) because of our mutual loose affiliation with the VU student magazine Versus.

I was in summer school at VU in ’82. I made no note of receiving the card in the diary I kept that summer, which presumably would have been toward the end of the month. I didn’t make many specific entries attached to specific days that month anyway – I was out to smash the diary paradigm or something. So that summer mostly exists beyond the boundaries of precision, but that doesn’t keep me from smiling when I think about it.

Grindelwald Graffiti

In early August 1983, I made my way to Grindelwald, Switzerland. I could describe the majestic alpine scenery to be enjoyed there, or the memorable walk up to the Blue Cave, which is carved in a glacier, or the stunning cable-car ride. Instead, I’m going to relay the graffiti I found in the men’s room of the Grindelwald Youth Hostel all those years ago, which I recorded in my travel diary.

All of it was English, oddly enough. I bet it’s a unique array of information, even in the petabyte – exabyte? — realms of the Internet, even though I’ve seen a few of the lines elsewhere.

Time flies when you’re unconscious.

Sprio Agnew is an anagram for “Grow a penis.”

Spitoon rules the cosmos.

Stamp out quicksand.

Beware of limbo dancers.

Six months ago I couldn’t spell El Salvador. Now I’m going to die there.

Why does everyone scream when I say Waffen SS?

Toto, have we found the hostel yet?

The wall also featured a cartoon of the man in charge of the hostel, who was known as the “warden.” I knew it was the warden because the figure was labeled that. I never had any run-ins with the warden. I don’t even remember meeting him.

Speech balloons from his mouth said:

Bring up some f—king firewood!!! Or we’ll burn your f—king passports!!! If there’s not a s—tload of firewood up here by 12:00 we’ll kick everyone’s ass!!!

Under the cartoon were comments about the warden.

Who says Himmler’s dead?

He makes me vomit.

Nazis got to live, too.

This is the best hostel I’ve been in in 15 months, all due to the warden.

There was also a long rant that I didn’t record word-for-word, the gist of which was that the Australians should be glad that the Americans “saved them in WWII.” It concluded, “If it weren’t for us, you Aussies would be speaking Japanese.”

Under that, someone else had written: Then at least someone could understand them. 

The quality of bathroom graffiti, never very high, is probably down these days, and it might even be a fading phenomenon. Why write there when you can use web site comment sections?