Just before the election, as I spent time driving through the populous Charleston, SC, and the less populous parts of the Low Country in that state, I heard the same radio ad time and again – a dead-serious male voice warning South Carolinians about the perils of voting for the Democratic candidate, Annie Andrews. The first time I heard it, I’d swear he said that a vote for her represented a vote for joining a “socialist dinner party.”
Say what? That actually sounds interesting, at least as an evening event. You know, yuck it up with Emma Goldman and Eugene V. Debs and maybe some lesser-known residents of Forest Home Cemetery. During other hearings of the commercial, I thought he might be making a lame pun, “socialist demo-party,” but I wasn’t sure. Then it dawned on me that the voice was likely automated. For all the robotic robustness of the voice, that phrase wasn’t clear, which is a tell. Anyway, I’m sticking with “socialist dinner party,” since it’s way more fun. Take humor where you can from the current political climate.
I wouldn’t have thought the U.S. Senate race in South Carolina this year was competitive enough to support much advertising, but that only shows what I knew about it: bupkis. Dr. Andrews won, as part of the thumping election day enjoyed by the National Democracy. It should be noted however that, unlike in Texas, a Republican won the governorship in South Carolina, and the GOP majority is still pretty firm in the SC House of Representatives, though their supermajority has vanished.
I happened to be in South Carolina in October as part of a longer drive, because of course I was. After a long-trip hiatus from May to September – a wholly good time to be in northern Illinois, enjoying life on my deck – I hit the road again, high gas prices be damned, driving 4,148 miles driveway-to-driveway. I left on October 7.
The dark green spots are where I visited friends, the red other stopovers, and the yellow travels with Yuriko, who flew to Charleston, SC, to meet me.

I ought to send a bill to the White House for the extra charge for gas, due to ill-considered policy, but I know the current occupant would stiff me, as his wont. But at least I’m not driving an RV or paying for diesel. Speaking of which, here are an overfamiliar figure and a lesser-known one, pointing at pump prices, seen in North Carolina.

We know this is inaccurate, since the president would never share credit for anything. Anyway, political ads were pretty thick on the ground in North Carolina and, in this case, on the pump. Michael Whatley, erstwhile chairman of the Republican National Committee, was this year’s Republican nominee for Senate in NC. He was trounced.
My drive first took me through the thick of Indiana, a vanishingly small slice of Ohio, and a lot of Kentucky, eventually to eastern Middle Tennessee, where I visited Margaret and Dave in their holler during the second weekend in October. I attended another of their Barn Parties, and was asked to document it. I took regular pics and made some enhancements to them.

After crossing East Tennessee, I tarried in the mountainous southwest Virginia and then made my way into flatter eastern North Carolina, where I first met the coast – at New Bern, where I visited Dan and Pam the next weekend. From there I followed the coast, more or less, down through the Carolinas. After I stopped in Wilmington, NC, for a while, Yuriko joined me for a long weekend of stomping around the historic parts of Charleston, SC, and its suburbs.
After she returned home, I headed solo again south, including a stopover in Brunswick, Georgia, but ultimately to Jacksonville and St. Augustine, Florida. The deciduous golds and reds of Virginia and North Carolina morphed into the still-greens and evergreens of the sandy soils along the South Carolina and Georgia coasts, complete with trees heavily bearded with Spanish moss.
In Jacksonville, I visited Catherine and Jae for a spell that included Halloween, which was just as suburban an event as it would have been at home. I spent the first few days of November heading north through Georgia and Tennessee and back to the colors of fall, arriving in Nashville as news of the election filled the radio. I’d voted by mail somewhat earlier. I visited Stephanie and Wendall in Nashville.
The last leg of the trip took me through Land Between the Lakes (Between the Rivers) and Evansville, Indiana. That city was a counterpoint to Lexington, Kentucky, by my eccentric lights. Both were places I’d never been, so I spent the first and last days of the trip rectifying those omissions. I got home November 6.
I drove the usual spectrum of North American roads, including highly congested highways and twisty two-lane jobs through the rural South which either were or were not congested, and did or did not cut through still-undeveloped patches, depending on their proximity to coastal gathering places for retirees, transplants and vacationers. I drove part of the Crooked Road in southwestern Virginia, and it was true to the nickname, though it’s more prosaically known as US 58. I drove through the famed live oak-Spanish moss tunnel at Boone Hall in suburban Charleston, which was not crooked at all, and known for its appearances in movies and TV dramas. I drove surprisingly busy small roads on some of the Sea Islands, which retirees, transplants and vacationers seem to have discovered. I drove US 41 north from Evansville to Hammond, Indiana.
We crossed the highly aesthetic Arthur Ravenel Jr. Bridge between Charleston and Mount Pleasant a number of times. In Brunswick, Georgia, I crossed the remarkably steep and equally aesthetic Sidney Lanier Bridge across the Brunswick River. Good to know that such a major bridge is named after a poet. And there were other cool bridges along the way, since rivers and streams and estuaries mark coastal Southeast with a singular intensity, and are bridged with a similar intensity in our time.
I made a point of passing through cities and towns previously unfamiliar to me – because what kind of trip would it be otherwise? I scheduled things so that I would have time (for the first time) for the likes of Lexington, Kentucky; Saltville and Damascus, Virginia; Kinston and Beaufort, NC; Beaufort and Brunswick and Sullivan’s Island, SC; Waycross and Albany and Americus and Plains, Georgia; and Evansville, Indiana. I returned to places like Wilmington, NC and St. Augustine, Florida, for closer looks. I visited only a handful of cemeteries this trip, but they were good ones, as well as a few churches (likewise good), and a single and impressive state capitol: North Carolina.

Green: interior visits to the state or provincial capitol. Orange: exterior visit only. Gold: uncertain. White: more boxes to check. Canada, your parliament buildings are calling.
I saw bizarre stuff at the Museum of the Bizarre in Wilmington, beautiful stuff at the beautiful Cummings Museum in Jacksonville, especially its garden along the St. Johns River, and historic and other stuff of interest in a number of museums and spots along my route: a famed first lady’s home; two presidential graves; the site of a salt works in Virginia destroyed by war; a crumbled tobacco shed on a rural Tennessee track destroyed by time; the sweeping views from the Appalachian Trail near Mt. Rogers, Virginia; the room where Lee surrendered to Grant; views from on a sailboat on the Nuese River estuary and later, a look at wreck of the CSS Neuse, a luckless Confederate warship; a closer look at the battleship grays of the USS North Carolina; some one-night only experimental theater at the New Bern Civic Theatre; a large patch of Venus flytraps and pitcher plants; the room in which South Carolina ratified the Constitution and another building in that state that housed the first school for the newly liberated black population of the coast in 1862; Boone Hall’s well-preserved slave cabins; more than one former coastal fort, including one that witnessed important action in both the Revolution and the Civil War; an inland fort important in the western theater of the war; a tea farm near the end of a Low Country highway; flooded streets in Jacksonville; a small wonder of a Greek orthodox shrine on a northern Florida tourist street; the gem that is the former Ponce de Leon Hotel in St. Augustine; a couple of listless alligators in the Okefenokee – and really, the only reasons I needed to go there was liking the name and Pogo – and a giant smiling Jimmy Carter peanut among the peanut farms of Sumter County, Georgia. Quite a trip, it was.

























































































